Zhang Mingyuan held his wife in his arms like this, their heads resting against each other's shoulders.
The fragrance of Su Jinxue's hair drifted directly into his nose.
Zhang Mingyuan was extremely excited right now.
After hugging her, he directly planted a kiss on Su Jinxue's cheek.
With a loud smack, the sound echoed exceptionally clearly in the courtyard.
When he was done, he raised his head and realized everyone was staring at him.
Lingxuzi held a purple clay teapot, his hand frozen mid-air.
Bai Lumian held her teacup, her eyes wide as saucers.
Chu Jinghong's mouth was wide open, his jaw nearly dropping to the ground.
Bai Yao's fingers holding her teacup were tightly intertwined.
Nian'an held the massive Western Desert spiritual melon, frozen in place.
Zhang Mingyuan blinked. “Why are you all looking at me like that?”
Lingxuzi was the first to tease him. Putting down the teapot, he pinched his throat to mimic him: “What do you think? ‘Little Xuexue~ I love you~~’ Ugh~~~”
Lingxuzi even deliberately shuddered his shoulders, putting on a thoroughly disgusted look from the sappiness.
Bai Lumian followed right after. Covering her mouth with her sleeve, she shook with laughter: “Oh my, ‘Little Xuexue~ I love you~~~’ Yuck, aren't you ashamed?”
Zhang Mingyuan instantly realized what had happened, his face turning as red as a monkey's bottom in a split second.
He had been too caught up in his emotions just now and completely forgot there was a crowd here!
He, the grand Lord Husband of the Yunxue Immortal Territory, the Red Dust Immortal Zhang Mingyuan, had actually shouted such sappy words right in front of his disciple and bad friends!
He seemed to have... suffered a bit of a social death.
No way, he had to silence the witnesses!
He had to bury everyone who saw him embarrass himself!
Immediately, a majestic immortal energy rose from beneath Zhang Mingyuan's feet, and a terrifying pressure instantly swept through the entire courtyard.
Nian'an shivered on the side, clutching the massive spiritual melon in her arms.
Oh no, oh no! The Lord Husband is going to silence the witnesses!
She felt like she had inexplicably been dragged into another life-or-death situation.
Bai Yao was stunned. Looking at the terrifying aura erupting from Zhang Mingyuan, she suddenly felt that her Master's Husband was incredibly frightening.
Only Chu Jinghong reacted the fastest. With a loud thud, he knelt straight down and slid over to hug Zhang Mingyuan's thigh: “Master, don't be impulsive!”
Chu Jinghong wailed at the top of his lungs, “Your disciple was blind and deaf just now! I saw nothing, and I heard nothing!”
Zhang Mingyuan looked down at the rebellious disciple clinging to his leg.
This kid actually dared to bring it up again!
Seeing the unfriendly look in Zhang Mingyuan's eyes, Chu Jinghong hurriedly turned his head to seek help, “Master's Wife, quickly tell Master to stop!”
“Otherwise, your well-behaved disciple is going to die!”
At this “critical juncture,” Lingxuzi, his bad friend of many years, still wanted to stir up more trouble.
He continued to add fuel to the fire: “Someone's getting anxious! Hahaha, so anxious he's going to make a move!”
“‘Little Xuexue, I love you to death’—my, my, my~”
Bai Lumian hid directly behind Su Jinxue, poking out half her head to join the attack: “My dear Xuexue is just that charming. Someone doesn't even know up from down in front of her anymore!”
Zhang Mingyuan gritted his teeth.
Social death was an exceptionally terrifying form of death.
It was far more suffocating than physical death!
He absolutely had to sew these two guys' mouths shut today!
Boom!
The pressure of a Red Dust Immortal abruptly erupted, and the sky instantly filled with dark clouds.
The power of the laws of annihilation descended from high above the nine heavens into the mortal realm.
The spiritual energy in the entire courtyard instantly went wild.
Zhang Mingyuan had developed “murderous intent”!
He had to take out his bad friend Lingxuzi first! And then finish off Bai Lumian!
Lingxuzi let out a “holy crap” in fright. “Whoa, Old Zhang, can't take a joke, can you!”
Saying so, he immediately ducked behind Bai Lumian, who was behind Su Jinxue, pressing his hands onto Bai Lumian's shoulders: “Lumian, squeeze in!”
Bai Lumian was speechless. She shoved Lingxuzi away: “What is a big grown man like you doing hiding behind a woman?”
“Go on, duel Zhang Mingyuan one-on-one!”
Lingxuzi pointed at himself. “Huh? Me? Duel him, a Red Dust Immortal?”
“Are you serious? Why don't you go?”
Bai Lumian puffed out her chest. “As the Valley Master, I was never good at fighting in the first place. How can I go up!”
Seeing Zhang Mingyuan closing in, Lingxuzi quickly shouted, “Immortal Lord Su, save me!”
To his surprise, Su Jinxue reached out and grabbed Bai Lumian's arm at this moment.
She pulled Bai Lumian aside, leaving ample space for the two brothers to fight one-on-one!
Lingxuzi's eyes widened. “Holy crap! You guys!”
Zhang Mingyuan clenched his fists and advanced step by step. “Old Xu, you are dead meat today.”
With no way to retreat, Lingxuzi decided to go all out.
“Old Zhang, don't push me!”
“Even a cornered rabbit will bite!”
Lingxuzi's hands formed a seal as he shouted, “Spatial Shift—Monkey Steals the Peach!”
In an instant, Lingxuzi's hand vanished from where it was and appeared directly at Zhang Mingyuan's lower body.
“Holy crap!” Zhang Mingyuan yelled, quickly dodging to the side.
“Old Xu, you kid actually made the first move!”
Zhang Mingyuan was furious.
“Ultimate Secret Art—One Thousand Years of Death!”
Zhang Mingyuan's hands formed a seal, pressing his index and middle fingers together. One-billionth of the laws of annihilation coiled around his fingertips.
With a flash of his figure, he appeared directly behind Lingxuzi and thrust his hands upward with all his might.
“Awooo—”
Lingxuzi let out a tragic shriek.
Sent flying into the air by Zhang Mingyuan's strike, a rainbow-colored stream of spiritual energy even sprayed from his backside.
Lingxuzi flipped in the air a few times to stabilize his posture.
He grasped his burning backside, returning with “murderous intent”!
“Zhang Mingyuan! I'm going to destroy you!”
Following that, both of them used all kinds of bizarre moves to attack each other's “vital” areas.
“Take this! Black Tiger Steals the Heart!”
“Eat my Dual Dragons Emerging from the Sea!”
“Spatial Strangulation—Nose Hair Plucking!”
“Annihilation Samsara—Toe Stomping!”
In an instant, the newly built immortal manor was turned completely upside down!
The water in the spiritual pool was blasted into the air, while the Twin Concentric Lotus and the Yin-Yang Luan-Phoenix Immortal Grass swayed frantically in the wind.
Bai Lumian stood on the side, thoroughly enjoying the spectacle, and cheered directly for Lingxuzi in the middle of the battlefield.
“Little Ling, poke his eyes!”
“Yes, yes, yes, dig his nostrils next!”
Bai Lumian waved her fists.
“Oh dear, how did you get pinned down by him? So lame!”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, amazing! That's how you use the great spatial magic!”
“Quick, poke his spine!”
Right at this moment, Bai Lumian suddenly felt a chill on her back, a shiver running from the soles of her feet straight to her head.
She turned her head around, only to find a pair of icy crimson eyes staring fixedly at her.
Su Jinxue was looking at her expressionlessly.
Bai Lumian swallowed hard.
“Hehehe, Xuexue, what's with that look?”
Bai Lumian let out a couple of dry laughs, “We are best friends, aren't we!”
Su Jinxue snorted. “Is that so?”
“You certainly put a lot of effort into instigating them just now.”
Bai Lumian felt a wave of murderous intent.
Fortunately, her reflexes were extremely fast, and she threw herself directly into Su Jinxue's embrace.
“Oh, Xuexue, I know I was wrong!”
Bai Lumian hugged Su Jinxue's waist, snuggled against her, and said, “Next time... I'll do it again!”
Su Jinxue's gaze turned cold, and Bai Lumian hurriedly corrected herself.
“Ah, wait, no, no, I'll never dare to do it again!”
Seeing her long-time friend acting spoiled in her arms, Su Jinxue's heart softened instantly.
She raised her hand, pinched Bai Lumian's cheek, and said with a blush, “Hmph, let this be the last time.”
“Hehe, I knew my Xuexue was the best!”
Bai Lumian grinned and hugged Su Jinxue tightly.
By this time, the three youngsters—Nian'an, Chu Jinghong, and Bai Yao—had already slipped quietly outside the main gate.
All three felt like they had just survived a major disaster.
Nian'an patted her chest, panting heavily.
Too terrifying! The world of these powerhouses was truly filled with life-threatening dangers at every turn!
If one was not careful and saw something they shouldn't have, they ran the risk of being silenced!
Chu Jinghong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and exchanged a glance with Bai Yao.
“This is too dangerous.”
“Junior Sister Bai Yao, let's go practice swordsmanship instead!”
Bai Yao nodded. “Mhm!”
Chu Jinghong then said to Nian'an, “Sister Nian'an, we'll slip away first.”
He cupped his hands in salute, “Take good care of yourself here!”
Bai Yao also chimed in, “Mhm, be careful, Sister Nian'an!”
With that, the two flew away, leaving Nian'an all by herself, standing in the wind outside the gate.
Clutching the massive Western Desert spiritual melon and staring in the direction where the two had vanished, Nian'an felt more and more that her life was truly full of hardships...
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