Hearing this strange voice, Lu Ming subconsciously turned around to look.
“Ugh—”
The moment he saw who it was, Lu Ming subconsciously dry-heaved.
For the newcomer was none other than the Wuhua Palace cultivator they had encountered at the Black Fiend City auction.
Currently, he was wearing a tight pink-and-green dress that outlined a figure resembling a stack of spare tires.
The slit of the skirt went all the way up to the root of his thighs, leaving two hairy legs fully exposed.
His long hair draped over his shoulders, adorned with three large flowers of different colors: red, yellow, and green.
The foundation on his face was as thick as a city wall, and his bright red lips were painted to look like red sausages.
Behind him followed dozens of other cultivators, each wearing a large red, yellow, or green flower on their heads.
They were also striking all kinds of seductive poses.
“Barf...”
“Ugh...”
Lu Ming and the others couldn't hold it in anymore and threw up.
Seeing Lu Ming's reaction, Hua Lianyue, the Wuhua Palace cultivator with three flowers on his head, gave Lu Ming a coquettish, reproachful look.
This sent a shiver down Lu Ming's spine, raising goosebumps all over his body.
At this moment, Hua Lianyue pulled out a pink handkerchief and dabbed the corners of his mouth.
With eyes rippling with bashful coyness, he spoke:
“Oh my, you keep staring at me, handsome boy. Do you perhaps fancy me?”
“N-No... I don't, not even a single bit...”
Lu Ming quickly made his stance clear, fearing that if he was even a second too slow, the other party would latch onto him.
Am I out of my fucking mind? Why would I like someone like you?
Beside him, Big Yellow and Huang Tianbao stared at Lu Ming in utter shock.
They too really wanted to know how Lu Ming possessed such a unique charm.
Just then, Hua Lianyue flicked his pink handkerchief:
“Handsome boy, you must be shy! Too embarrassed to admit it...”
“I am the Eldest Senior Sister of Wuhua Palace. When the time comes, you can be Wuhua Palace's eldest brother-in-law...”
Lu Ming's face turned ash-pale. Before the other party could finish, he directly cut him off:
“Shy, my foot! You dead freak, why don't you go fucking die...”
If Lu Ming weren't afraid of being ganged up on, he would have beaten this freak to death on the spot.
It was so fucking disgusting... He hadn't encountered anything this revolting in either of his two lifetimes.
Could this be retribution for when he was eight years old in his past life and peed at the entrance of Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital?
“Run...”
While the other party was still posing and preparing to speak, Lu Ming didn't wait for him to utter another word and bellowed.
Then, leading Big Yellow and Huang Tianbao, he bolted without looking back.
Seeing Lu Ming run away, Hua Lianyue put his hands on his hips, stamped his foot, and shouted angrily:
“Chase them! Catch them for me! Bring that handsome boy back to be the eldest brother-in-law, castrate the fat one, and castrate the dog too!”
As they fled, Big Yellow and Huang Tianbao both felt a sudden chill between their legs.
Why?
Why?! They were all males, so why was there such a huge difference between them and Eldest Senior Brother?
However, the threat carried immense weight.
Big Yellow and Huang Tianbao ran so fast that sparks literally flew from beneath their feet.
In an instant, they overtook Lu Ming.
“Holy shit, wait for me...”
Lu Ming circulated the spiritual energy in his body and instantly caught up with the two.
“Woof! Woof!”
Big Yellow turned to look at Lu Ming: Boss, why don't you stay behind and be the eldest brother-in-law!
Buy me and Third Junior Brother some time.
Huang Tianbao also chimed in in agreement:
“Yes, yes... Second Senior Brother is right.”
“Fuck off! Believe it or not, I'll leave one of you behind to be a eunuch dog and the other to be a dead eunuch.”
Hearing Lu Ming's threat, Big Yellow and Huang Tianbao were so terrified that they pushed their spiritual energy to the absolute limit and ran even wilder...
Wuhu... How terrifying.
“Hey... handsome boy, don't run... Wait for me!”
“If you've got nothing better to do, go eat shit! Don't pull your perverted tricks on me!”
Lu Ming cursed as he ran, while also wondering why his protagonist script felt a bit off.
Other protagonists were surrounded by beautiful women, yet he, as a protagonist, had met such a creature.
If he got the chance, he had to kill this thing. Otherwise, he would have nightmares in his sleep; it was simply too frightening.
Clank-clank... Chug-chug...
As Lu Ming was running for his life, his brow twitched.
Why did he feel like he heard a familiar sound?
Could Niu Lansan and the others have finished mining and come looking for him?
Two days ago, Niu Lansan had sent him a sound transmission talisman.
He had informed him that the spirit stones mine was almost completely excavated and asked what to do.
Should they kill those people?
Lu Ming had told Niu Lansan and the others to just leave. They wouldn't kill those people, but they wouldn't unseal their spiritual energy either.
They would simply leave them inside the formation and let them be ejected automatically when the secret realm's time was up.
Sparing their lives would be considered their compensation for their hard labor.
“Woof! Woof!”
Big Yellow pointed its paw forward: Our people are here.
Right at that moment, Lu Ming saw the spirit boat, billowing black smoke, rushing over with sparks and lightning all along the way.
As if noticing Lu Ming and the others' situation, the spirit boat even performed a direct leap and charged toward them.
Seeing that their own people had arrived, Lu Ming and the others instantly halted.
Fucking hell! Since our people are here, why the hell should we run!
Boom...
The spirit boat slammed on the brakes, its rear end flipping directly over.
The crowd of Heavenly Demon Sect members was thrown directly into the air.
They flipped in mid-air and landed neatly behind Lu Ming and his companions.
“Three Sect Masters, we have arrived...”
“Mhm...”
Lu Ming acknowledged.
Seeing Lu Ming stop, Hua Lianyue's face lit up with joy.
“Ah! Husband, have you finally come around?”
Lu Ming's stomach churned violently, and he barely managed to keep himself from vomiting.
Too lazy to utter a single word, he simply waved his hand:
“Kill them. Leave none alive.”
Hearing Lu Ming's command, Hua Lianyue also grew angry:
“Handsome boy, you heartless man! You have broken my heart! Castrate all of them except for my handsome boy...”
Swish! Swish!
Niu Lansan and his group summoned their Thunderclap Bricks.
Thunder roared, forming a massive web of lightning.
Swish! Swish!
The crowd from Wuhua Palace also sacrificed their Thread-Piercing Bone Needles.
Whoosh! Whoosh!
But at the exact instant they summoned their weapons and prepared to strike, Lu Ming summoned his Weapon Vault and directly confiscated all of their Thread-Piercing Bone Needles.
The members of Wuhua Palace were stunned. What is going on?
“Where are our weapons?”
“Where are my needles?”
In the brief moment they dithered, Lu Ming barked:
“Do it!” Dozens of Thunderclap Bricks, wrapped in crackling lightning, smashed toward the Wuhua Palace crowd.
The Wuhua Palace cultivators were instantly engulfed by the dual onslaught of the lightning web and the gold bricks.
Crackle! Boom! Bam!
The Sunflower Blood Shields they hurriedly conjured shattered instantly.
As a result, they were first struck by lightning, then pummeled by the gold bricks.
The sound of fracturing bones accompanied by miserable shrieks echoed through the air, as fresh blood stained the ground beneath their feet.
“Pfft...”
Hua Lianyue spat out a mouthful of fresh blood. The Sunflower Blood Shield he had condensed still failed to withstand the attack of Lu Ming's Weapon Vault.
“Run, quickly...”
He knew that without his weapon, he held absolutely no advantage.
Turning around, he executed the Sunflower Evasion Technique to flee, and the remaining Wuhua Palace disciples quickly followed suit upon seeing this.
Lu Ming waved his hand:
“Chase them! Don't let them escape!”
Then, leading the crowd from the Heavenly Demon Sect, Lu Ming pursued them.
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